I'm Amanda, an 18 year old aspiring social activist and scientist. Overall lover of animals, Myazaki, and puns. Eckerd Class of 2018! Feel free to hmu if you want to know about anything else.
today i got a box in the mail that i didnt remember ordering??
so i look inside and it’s a huge-ass bag of fortune cookies????
and i opened a few and
one of my friends ordered a fucking huge set of fortune cookies with custom messages
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
There are some people I want to punch in the face. Then there are others I want to punch in the face, tend to their bruises, and snuggle with my friendship
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”